1. pocketbeastie:

    So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

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  3. myfirstpubichair:

    parent: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE WEED IN THIS ROOM

    me: image

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  4. ninjagiry:

    marniethedog:

    I love shopping!

    why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

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  5. officialunitedstates:

    accioconfusion:

    officialunitedstates:

    I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

    cable news network

    could be.  literally no one knows

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  6. killbau:

    horny for a meaningful relationship

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  7. Squad means family. Squad means no one gets left behind or forgotten

     
  8. Mindy Kaling’s Vegas Surprise [x]

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  9. humansofnewyork:

    "My mom died in August."
    "What was your favorite thing about her?"
    "Her sense of humor."
    "What was the time you most appreciated her sense of humor?"
    "Probably when I was in high school and she walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it. I was too embarrassed to go back home, so she called my girlfriend, and asked to speak to me. When I got on the phone, she said: ‘Bet you went soft pretty quick there, huh?’"

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  10. retiredjesus:

    when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage

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  12. bagelbrother:

    i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via inthedoorlikeathunderstorm)

     

  13. rexuality:

    but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

    "mommy can i be batman?"
    "no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
    "i want to be batman though"
    "shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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  14. qrieves:

    "same sex marriage is unnatural!"

    image

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  15. cosmosonic:

    Women use compact mirrors in packed crowd to catch sight of the queen in London, June 1966.

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