1. shell-tear-your-world-apart:

    endsofadream:

    SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

    Now that’s how you get laid boys.

    (via sweetiepi35)

     
  2. (Source: untublurdeestos, via wwiao)

     
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  4. hotfag:

    i just got really motivated for like 2 minutes but it went away

    (Source: codymilestoner, via myanacondadontwantnone)

     
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  6. babyminaj:

    me talking to the boy i like

    (Source: sobwanking-archive, via myanacondadontwantnone)

     

  7. wings-for-castiel:

    totallysonic:

    iranawaywiththedoctor:

    Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

    • YOU FUCKING HOE
    • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
    • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
    • FUCKING BALLS
    • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
    • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
    • I HATE THIS GAME
    • FUCK
    • FUCKING 
    • FUCK ME
    • FUCK YOU
    • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
    • I’m so fucKING DONE 
    • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
    • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

    image

    have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

    (via myanacondadontwantnone)

     
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  9. ceesquatch:

    this is actually what texas sounds like

    (Source: desolateplace, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  10. eoliveson:

    Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.

    (Source: theyellowbrickroad, via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  12. (Source: shygirl364, via fancyfob)

     

  13. pixeflutters:

    everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

    you’re wrong

    you are fucking wrong

    its always a fucking sea bass

    (Source: bromoyed, via dreamingofsaturn)

     

  14. thefoxxnextdoor:

    My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

    (via parkwaydick)

     
  15. (Source: husssel, via kalemorgan)